i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
Yeah, hoping that someone “chokes to death fellating a decomposing horse” and then having your shitty followers spam their ask with nasty messages...
my Jade wig came today! It’s perfect, just the right length and pretty thick too considering the price! I’ve never had a wig this long before, it’s...
if I make you ship something:
1. I am sincerely sorry
2. 1 is a lie
3. it was my plan all along
4. message me stuff about it...
what kills me about the movie foodfight! is that they sunk 65 MILLION dollars into making it
but only made like $75,000 at the box office